For all of you who love Disney, please forgive me for what I am about to say. Disney is NOT a vacation. It is more like….BOOT CAMP.
“Rise and shine campers! You will get to breakfast before the bus leaves to take you to the theme park for the day. And when you get to the park, you will stand in line to get your backpack cleared, then, stand in line to enter before you run for your first Fast Pass. You will walk a million miles, then stand in line for the prized ride. You will stand in line for lunch, then stand in line for the bathroom, then stand in line for the bus to take you back so you can rest. You will be on time for all reservations and you will plan accordingly. You will do this for 5 days in a row, and you will be happy about it!”
I am old, apparently.
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